Saturday, December 14, 2013

The 12 Days of Ukrainian Christmas

Today marks what we observe in our house to be the First day of Christmas.  For you traditionalists out there, I KNOW that the first day of Christmas is Christmas.  But because I love this season, I always start with a little something - a stocking stuffer kind of thing - for each of the 12 days before Christmas.

The next 12 days including today are going to be extraordinarily busy.  My shopping is done, but not wrapped, and the house looks gorgeously Christmas-y.

I have decided to simutaneously completely paint and redecorate my dining room, prepare for an extraordinary Family Christmas Eve Feast, and boost my own health by eating right again and exercising to survive the holidays.  Not to mention work all next week to achieve three weeks worth of fundraising in five days.

So?  I am fuelling this ambititon with smoothies, coffee, and music - while forgoing alcohol, most TV, and "vegging".

I hope what I am left with on December 26 is a camera full of gorgeous pictures of our Ukrainian Christmas Eve and two full dishwashers.

Here is my menu:

Kolach - One for the table and one wreathed loaf for dipping in a honey garlic sauce

Opening Course (1) Kutya - a wheat and poppyseed porridge with fruit and nuts

Amuse Bouche (2)  Crispy fish croquettes in a savory tomato and onion sauce

Appetizer (3)  Pickled Mushrooms on toasted Ukrainian bread with olive oil and garlic

Jellied Fish Course (4)   Poached whitefish in a lemon jelly with capers, peas and red pepper specks

Salad Course (5)  Raw beet and Granny Smith Apple slaw with orange honey vinaigrette with candied orange slivers

Soup Course (6) Borscht with mushroom vushka

Potato Course (7) Perogies with carmelized onions

Vegetable Course (8) Cabbage rolls stuffed with brown rice and lentils

Main Course (9)  Beet Marinated Salmon over Candy Cane Beets and Wilted Kale

Cake Course (10) Orange Honey Cake with Apricot Compote

Pampushky (11) Filled puffed doughnuts with white peach vanilla jelly

Pastry Course (12) Hrusty with powdered sugar


I want these to look absolutely spectacular.  Much of it will depend on having things done ahead of time, so I am off to Home Depot to get some paint and start filling the holes in our dining room and priming the walls!!!

Starbucks anyone?









Monday, November 25, 2013

Juicing "The Redlist"

My new favourite show is "The Blacklist" starring James Spader - playing the complex and magnetic Raymond Reddington - "Red".  Now that he is maturing, I find him much more attractive than he was in "Pretty in Pink" where we were first introduced to that devilish, charming speaking style with an inimitable way of pronouncing his "S"s.

In last week's episode, the plastic surgeon to the criminal world remarks on Red's glowing skin.  "Are you juicing?"

Red remarks "Beets, mostly.  Some celery.  Loads of ginger.  No kale. It makes me dyspeptic".

So I guess this would be the Red list?

One of my new favourite students remarked on a particularly green smoothie on my desk this morning. "What is in that?"  After telling her, she remarked - "Your organs must be so clean!".

Today was one of those "GREAT" mornings.  Where I've slept, where I am raring to go at work, and where I've packed a healthy raw lunch and begun my day with a great, healthy breakfast.  I wish they were all like this (they're NOT) but today is, and I'm going to enjoy it.

This morning's smoothie was surprisingly easy and delicious - despite looking like swamp juice.  And despite all the red contained therein, kale trumps red and the smoothie was still surprisingly green.

It contained a cup of raspberries, a cup of kale, a banana, half an avocado, two tablespoons of coconut oil, two tablespoons of flax seed, two teaspoons of hemp seed, a celery stalk, an orange beet (skin on) and enough coconut milk and water to bind the whole thing together.

I LOVE my Vitamix.  That thing can puree anything to a smooth, velvety liquid better than any other blending device.  I would love to become someone who "juices", but because I can't stand the cleanup I will just stick with the fibre blended into the juice.  I keep the seeds on the counter, the kale prewashed in the fridge and the raspberries in the freezer.  It takes me less time to blend everything together than it takes to brew my coffee.

Greens have an extraordinary way of cleansing your blood and organs.  It's the photosynthesis.  Since green is the opposite of red it is a particurlarly great way of balancing out the acidity of everyday life.  On the days when you don't get it right, add some reds and greens.

So, I am going to polish off the smoothie, get a tonne of work done and anxiously await tonight's episode.


Saturday, June 22, 2013

Triathlon Energy

It's finally triathlon season!  After doing all the mental preparation (reading "Triathlons for Dummies", one issue of Triathlete magazine) I decided I was really going to start training for the Sprint Triathlons this summer.  

So what better way to train than to just register for a race and do it?

While my time was a painfully slow 2 hours one minute, I did surprisingly well in both transitions (between the swim and the bike, and between the bike and the run).  Most notable was the fact that I wasn't remotely sore the next day.

For this, I credit Brendan Brazier and all my nutrition reading.

The day before the race I drank lots and LOTS of water so my muscles were hydrated even before I started.  No amount of water during a race will compensate for being dehydrated when you start.

Gave up wine.  Sad, but true.

The night before I had some seriously crispy gluten-free crackers and some cashew cream cheese.  Lots of slow burning carbs, great fats and protein.

The morning of (that's 4 am!) I had a half cup of Red River Cereal - full of serious whole grains which burn slow and fuel long!

While driving to the race I had a blueberry, roasted beet, chocolate almond milk, flax smoothie.  Purple and delicious.

During the race I had my favourite fruit gummies (Florida's Naturals) which were taped to my bike and literally all that kept me going during the against-the-current 750m swim.

Power bar during the bike leg was made of raw cashews, raw chocolate, sunflower seeds, macadamia nuts, coconut, dates, lemon zest and agave.  Sticky but fuelling.

Finally, after the race I made a high energy recovery gel from dates, lime and lemon zest, agave and arame (a seaweed) for iron.  Squished it into my mouth after surviving the run.  

Lots of water always, a high colour meal afterwards (sweet potatoes, spinach, avocado, tomato) and even a few of my dreaded nemesis - Salt and Vinegar Miss Vickies chips.

Can't believe I finished & can't wait to see where I can go next with some actual training!!

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Shrex Appeal : Ogres are like Onions

Because they stink?

No.

Because they make you cry?

No.

Because you leave 'em out in the sun and they start sprouting little white hairs?

NO!

L A Y E R S!!!!!!!!!!!!!


When my son was younger, my favourite Mom moment, BAR NONE, was sitting on the couch watching Shrek.  Pure boy joy.

I adore this movie - the adult humour mingled with the kid humour.  I love the character development.  I love the juxtaposition of royalty and ogres.  But most of all, I love the food talk.  "Parfaits?  Everybody loves parfaits.  Parfaits is delicious!!"

And hence, my Shrekilicious reference to layers.

Mushroom pasta is like ogres.  The layers make it great.

To some (my friend Scott comes to mind immediately), mushrooms are a vile fungus unworthy of edibility.

To others, they are a meaty, flavourful delicacy.  But in order to coax the best out of mushrooms, you must MUST layer the flavours to maximize their sex appeal.

Mrs. Q.  :  Any mushroom dish is enriched by truffles.   Truffle oil.  Truffle Paste.  Truffle Salt.  Truffles are mushroom royalty.

Charming:  Dijon anything.  Grainy mustard AND smooth dijon mustard will add an indescribable uniqueness which the dish would be the poorer for.  You should always have dijon in your fridge or pantry.  

Sir Shrek:  When you pull them out of the ground, wash off the dirt and peel back the layers - ogres are like onions.  So use them - in the form of onions, chives or leeks (my personal fave).

Princess Fiona:  About a quarter cup of wine - table wine if that's all you have, and fine, complex wine if that's what's going.

Pinocchio, Gingy and the Big Bad Wolf?  Who can forget this supporting cast of thong wearing, huge-girlfriend stalked, piggy porn reading gems?  This group is your steak spice - perfect, even if you add just a dash or two.

Donkey?  Yep!  You guessed it.  The stinky, annoying, never goes away interference of garlic.  Mushroom dishes just aren't the same without it and are better because of it.

Puss in Boots?  Every movie needs an iconic, villanous hero.  Something which in large doses are unbearable, but appropriately used are just perfect enhancements to a dish.  Mushrooms LOVE toasted sesame oil, even if the position of annoying talking sidekick has already been filled:)  lol.

A few other supports?  Miso (mysterious and exotic), Soy Sauce or Tamari (salty and briny) and last but never least - pepper.  Don't leave it out.

This combination of layers will have you coming back for every sequel.





     

Sunday, June 2, 2013

Bacon Cheeseburger Meatloaf

Veggie burgers are showing up on menus everywhere, and make me feel like a normal eater.  But rarer is the downright decadence of a bacon cheeseburger.  Few restaurants have a vegan cheese and fewer still - I mean NONE - have coconut bacon to be added.

Seriously, coconut bacon has revolutionized my life lately.  That smoky, salty crispy deliciousness is getting added back into our menus in so many ways.

Today's was a bacon cheeseburger meatloaf!

There are some really good ground beef substitutes out there for the vegetarians who might want to indulge in a sumptuous, beefy burger every now and then.  Even though the crumbles are a processed food, I usually buy a bag once a month to add some "ground beef" to either a pasta sauce, or a shepherd's pie, or a stew.

President's Choice makes a great ground beef crumble, but many brands including Gardein are great also.

I took some leftover lentils and rice in a large bowl and mixed in 2 tablespoons of yellow mustard.  I loathe the taste of ketchup, but since it's the world's most popular condiment, you could add some here as well to give the rice a burger flavour.

I browned the 'ground beef' in a pan, and added in some chopped garlic and onions.  When it was cooked, I incorporated it into the rice.  It mixed into a nice consistency, which I put into a bread loaf pan to make a meatloaf.  As I was about to put the loaf into the oven, I had a stroke of bacon cheesburger genius.

I had some coconut bacon in the fridge, and some daiya cheddar in the freezer.

I took about half the mixture out of the pan and layered in the cheddar and the bacon.  Then I topped it off with the rest of the ground beef.

Baked it for about 40 minutes at 350, along with some sweet potato crinkle cut fries.

When the smell of a bacon cheeseburger wafted through the house - I could tell it was done.  And it was smoky, rich, cheesy, and hearty.

Slices of this cheeseburger loaf would make a fabulous snack wrap.  Just add a thick slice to the centre of a tortilla, squirt a little mustard, ketchup, relish or dijon on top and roll up for lunch or for the freezer, when you need a quick burger fix.

Coconut bacon is opening up my world again, and I can't contain my excitement!

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

The Genius of Culinary Parchment Muffin Wrappers

Busy.

The word actually sounds exhausting, like a bunch of bees working away.

One of my favourite tricks is to make a large batch of either cookies or muffins and separate them into plastic baggies - just ready for the wet ingredients.  Then I write the wet ingredients needed on a post-it note and throw that in the bag.

The hardest part about making cookies or muffins is locating the ingredients and the measuring spoons.

So - once I have a recipe, and ingredients AND spoons A N D motivation to make something, I multiply that exponentially to pay it forward.

I will often do 10 bags at a time.  I take 10 coffee mugs and put them on the counter.  Put 10 baggies in the cups and roll the openings over the tops of the mugs.

1 cup flour - 1 cup flour - 1 cup flour ........
1/2 tsp baking powder - 10 x
1/4 tsp salt 10x

So now your favourite recipe has 9 versions just waiting to be made on a day when you want cookies but have no time to do it. This is (of course) the impetus behind cake mixes, muffin mixes, pancake mixes and cookie mixes, but you can really do this at home with better ingredients, less sugar, salt, fat and processed chemicals.  Take one Wednesday night after dinner & treat yourself to this little project.  It's like you're your own factory!


At the end of the day, Harrison wanted something sweet.  I grabbed a bag of muffin mix, added a 1/2 cup of cocoa, some oil and enough coconut milk to bring the mixture together.  Scooped the batter into 12 muffin cups using an ice cream scoop with a release valve so that all the muffins came out evenly.  Sprinkled some vanilla sugar on the tops and studded three dark chocolate nuggets into the top for a dash of extra decadence.

This was my first time using culinary parchment made specifically for muffins and I am positively hooked.  Everyone knows that nothing sticks to parchment, but these muffin containers are absolute genius.  They are beautiful - like little culinary tulips.  Secondly NOTHING sticks to them, so the muffins release easily from the wrapper.  I hate wrappers that cling to baked goods.

Finally, they actually come up over the muffin instead of just covering the stump, so they pack nicely into a lunch bag.

Most of the muffins at the grocery store have huge amounts of fat (some as many as 23g in a single muffin) and sugar (30g???) and loads of calories (480?)  Seriously?

Personally, I like the DIY.  I can use whole wheat flour, coconut oil instead of butter and control the sugar to my taste.

Thursday, May 16, 2013

Asparagus Hollandaise and Fresh Pasta

I have really missed asparagus!

And Lily of the Valley....

And the smell of Lilac...

And NHL playoffs.  Except after watching a heart-wrenching defeat of the Maple Leafs, I'm kind of sensitive right now.  And being a Windsorite, I feel like more of a Red Wings fan than TO, but that's the beauty of the hockey.  It draws you in!

Spring is such a delicious, fragrant season.  And it's BUSY!  There is yard work to do, exercise to perform, school to finish, and summer plans to make.

So "what's for dinner" gets simplified to the most basic level.

I threw 2 tablespoons of grainy dijon mustard in a bowl.  Added in 1/4 cup of heavy condensed coconut milk.  Zest and juice of 1 lemon and a splash of soy sauce.  And a healthy dash of Cayenne Pepper.



Whisked in the bottom of the bowl as if I was making a classic caesar salad dressing.

Cooked up some fusilli and added to the dressing.  The heat smoothed out any solid bits of the coconut milk, and coated the pasta in a creamy sauce.

I added some added some thinly sliced young cucumber, some fresh tomato and some blanched asparagus segments for a fresh, creamy, lemony spring dinner.

Please forgive my grainy photos - promise to fix that over the long weekend.